Over the course of this last week I have been writing down some of the random things Emma says. I think these would all make for some fun tweets, but don’t judge me for what she says. I’m not sure where she gets some of it, but I’m sharing anyway.
“Take him off, Mommy! He’s killin’ my heart.”
“All my animals have good healthcare.”
“All my friends are boys, but they all went to the circus. Then they came back and we went to kill the killer.”
“The ashes are killed. That is the killer guy.”
“Australia! I’ll take a shot of that one.”
“There’s poop bird on my window. You can clean it off at the gas station.”
“She always cries and says, ‘Pepto!’ That’s her dog’s name.”
“Well, pretend kids live in the wall.”
“And then almonds came and scared her awake.”
Need I say more? I may keep writing stuff down and make a post just for her every week!
Tags: Emma
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I am crying and laughing at the same time. Who is that kid?!
Too cute! You should keep this up
I almost lost it in class when I read, “All my animals have good healthcare.”
She is stinking hilarious!
I know! “All my animals have good healthcare” brought me to tears. Obviously she’s been listening to my conversations with Joe.
She is beautifully creative!
Love it.