September 15th, 2009

Well, the day’s not over yet, and I am determined to not break my blogging streak! I procrastinated today in hopes that the mail would bring a new battery for my broken phone so that I could retrieve my list of funnies from their storage on said broken phone, but, alas, battery did not arrive, and then I was just plain busy taking care of kids and running to dance practice, and watching a little Wolverine, and putting baby to bed…are you exhausted yet? I am! Letting Emma play a little longer so I can write this, even though I know it’s unwise, as we have to get up early for school tomorrow. So, to the point! I have gathered some new tweetable moments, but some of them are actually longer than an allowable tweet, so you’ll just have to pretend. And I know I had some really funny ones on my phone; these are not as impressive, but I have nothing else planned, and my day is coming quickly to an end. Without further ado, here are some tweets from tiny people–my Emma and her friends:

“You know God? I have a book about him.”

*sigh* (in awe) “Why is IKEA so good? So everybody likes them.”

“In 70 hours I’ll be 16 and have my own car and drive everyone around.”

(to her brother) “Medical bills are not for babies!”

“I’m the biggerest.” (There was actually an ongoing argument about who was the “biggerest.” Nerd that I am, I found this pretty funny.)

“If you go under the sheets one more time, you’ll die and go to be with the Heavenly Father again.”

“Hi. I’m not this big. Bye.”

Playing pretend. A present for Mommy: “It’s an audiobook of Australia. It talks and opens, and you can jump in it–it’s a Dora book. It has 5 DVDs.”

And a present for Daddy: “Here, it’s removable teeth.”

Guest tweet of the week: “I don’t want to talk to your pants.” (Thanks, Emily and Hadley!)


Well, that’s all I’ve got for this week. Gonna go get my kiddo to bed, finish Wolverine
, and get some sleep, while visions of Hugh Jackman float in my head (I hope so, anyway!).

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4 Responses to “Tiny Tweets”

  1. Lloyd Armbrust says:

    “Medical bills are not for babies!”

    So true.

  2. Emily says:

    Ok, that first one is killing me! Too funny!

  3. Jazzy says:

    I’m telling you IKEA is a gene that runs in our family.

  4. Mommy2 says:

    What Jazzy sayz is true. Maybe we ARE Swedish.