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Sweet Spot

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

I have a serious problem with sweets. Sugar is absolutely my drug (and yes, I know it is also probably my biggest hurdle in losing weight, but I’m not quite ready to admit that and give it up). Anyway, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’ve been short on time lately, so this Twitter Tuesday, while not under 140 characters, is a short, simple suggestion for sweet snacking.

Picture this: it’s late, you’re hungry—perhaps out of boredom, or perhaps your stomach is actually growling—and your logical brain repeats to you all those articles you’ve read telling you to reach for fruit or veggies, while your sweet tooth begs for a bowl of ice cream and sprinkles. What to do? (You could just brush your teeth and go to bed; after all, that would be the really smart thing to do.) Now I hope all this lead-up hasn’t made you too excited, or you’re about to be really disappointed by my very lame suggestion, but it has been a bit of a triumph for me when I hear the siren call of Breyer’s.

My new late-night go-to snack is a nice, cold, juicy orange, paired with a nice fluffy dollop of whipped cream. Think of it as the raw food form of a dreamsicle. It satisfies both my craving to eat something healthy and my sweet craving. And for that little part of me that wants to be a calorie-counter, it’s really not too damaging to that number either. Two tablespoons of whipped cream is only 15 calories. And 2 tablespoons is plenty for one orange. Of course, I recommend the kind made with real cream and sugar. Plus, the fake stuff (ingredients reading: water, corn syrup, hydrogenated vegetable oil, high fructose corn syrup…) actually packs on more calories, and really doesn’t taste as good.

So there you have it. I know it may not be epiphany-enducing for you, but you can at least feel pleased with yourself that you’re not such a lame-o as I am. Sweet snacking!

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How To Not Get Old

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

I’m not sure Emma quite understands the concept of getting old, but here’s what she has to say on how not to get old, or die.

“When you get old, you die. But you have to take medicine so you’re not old. That’s the only way. You’ll have to take medicine when you’re old so you don’t die. And then you won’t be old either.”

Tell me about the medicine.

“You have to have a fruit kind. And you have to drink it. You can get it at Wal-Mart. When you drink it, then you have  to stop drinking it when you don’t feel old then. You have to try to drink medicine really fast before you die when you’re old.”

How much does it cost? How does it work?

“Probably like three dollars. You have to get just a teeny bit and pour the medicine in and then you drink it.”

So how come people still die?

“They die because they have other things that the medicine doesn’t work on. Like some people are already died when they try to get up. And they’re somewhere else so they can’t get up and get their medicine. When they try to get up, their bodies pump back down.”

Is there anything else we should be doing?

“You should go to the doctor. And lay down on the bed. Go like 3 or 4 times. Try to not be so sick and try and not get sick when you’re old.”

And finally, what do you think about the new healthcare bill?

“That’s pretty funny!”

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TTPTP

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

“Twitter Tuesday Phrase That Pays.” Kind of an obnoxious acronym, but a fun challenge. Thanks to the constant blogging by my friend Laura on how awesome Swagbucks is, I finally signed up not too long ago. Basically, it’s just a sponsored search engine that earns you points (Swagbucks) every once in a while for your searches.

At first, I was annoyed by it, as the first few results for any search are more like advertisements, but their search engine is powered by Google, and I found that the list after the few sponsored results is the exact same as what comes up when I search in Google. So I have made Swagbucks my default search engine. The perk is in the bucks, as you can then spend them on a number of different swag items, perhaps the most useful of those being gift cards. (I’m currently saving up for some Amazon gift cards.)

Well, they also have a lot of fun over at Swagbucks. They have a blog, photos, newsletters, polls, special offers, and even a twitter account (really, who doesn’t have that these days?). So every Tuesday they offer prize Swagbucks for the Twitter Tuesday Phrase That Pays. You go to their blog where the phrase is listed, and then use that phrase in a tweet, along with @Swagbucks, of course, and you could win 50 Swagbucks (which could get you a $5 Amazon gift card!).

On Thursdays at the Swagbucks twitter account you can participate in trivia and earn some more bucks, too. There’s a lot of stuff that goes on over at Swagbucks, and if you’re interested in signing up, now is definitely the time to do it. This Thursday is SB’s 2nd birthday, and there’s hints of crazy stuff going down that day, resulting in a lot of extra bucks being passed out. There will probably be some scavenger hunting for codes at many of SB’s retail partners, which is always a fun waste of time.

And if you’re one to shop on-line anyway, there are many places (like Target) where you can shop for whatever you would normally buy, but if you enter through a link off of Swagbucks, then you’ll also earn Swagbucks for making your normal purchase. So there really is no catch other than signing up. You don’t ever spend money or need to do anything other than what you typically do—search, and win! (Or buy, and earn.)

I was hesitant at first, too. But I’ve been converted. It won’t cost you anything but a little bit of time. Check it out!

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Tiny Tweets #6

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Today I only bring you two weird sayings from Emma, but also something new and exciting: a video! She sings so many songs throughout the day that I’m always wanting to share, so today I convinced her to sing for the camera. Sorry I don’t have time to go through and subtitle it. I think you should still understand some words, though. Later I may update it with some “lyrics.”

Tweets:

“Brother ruined my life. He was looking at me.”

“Timmy Tactales is a girl. She’s in the moon and has pretty high heels.”

Songs by Emma:

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Tiny Tweets #5 (Roughly)

Tuesday, February 9th, 2010

Just a few for you today. Emma hasn’t been as cute lately; or maybe I’m not paying as much attention to her rambling.

“Ahh! Mom, I’m layin’ on my brain!”

“I’m deflating down into my body.”

“But I don’t have a heart.” (sad face)

“I miss Daddy. I miss being able to touch him.” (Upon further questioning, she explained that she really just wanted to give Daddy a hug.)

“Oh! I’m fallin’! I’m fallin’ in love!”

“I think when he’s older brother will want to marry me.” Why? “Because I’m a cute pigtail girl.” And later, with a ring box in hand: “Brother, will you marry me?” (Guess it runs in the family; we’ve had a long-standing joke about my brother asking for a baby sister so he could marry her.)

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Tweet Deals

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

For those of you still unsure about Twitter, consider looking past the use of it as a way to update people on your own personal status. I know I have heard plenty complain about this being the same thing as Facebook’s status update, and also have heard complaints about the boring updates so many people post (although I’d say this is true for Facebook as well). So, what else can Twitter do for you?

I know one of the many arenas of wife/mom competition is in penny-pinching and bargain hunting. I’m not saying all women search for deals in order to gain bragging rights, but I think in some circles there is an undercurrent of mild competition on who can find the best deal. And once those great deals are found, it’s your right (and duty) to share.

There are many, many sites for finding deals and coupons; I am aware of this, and I am not trying to make a comparative analysis by any means. In fact, I really just wanted to post something Twitter-related that was different than what I have been doing. So, the point is, consider using Twitter for your bargain hunting. There are a few ways to do this.

If you are an insatiable bargain hunter, who would like to know about all the deals available, consider checking into cheaptweet.com. It’s pretty well-known as a base for gathering tweeted deals. It has a search feature so that if you are looking for a particular bargain, you can find it. What makes this site fun is the rating feature. You can click a tweet as “it’s cheap” and the more clicks it gets, the higher it rises, so that if you arrange the deals by the cheapest, you can see what others are clicking on to find honestly good deals. CheapTweet also has stores that will post their own special deals—like here, at the Barnes & Noble store.

Another way to use Twitter to shop for you is to just follow places you shop at. For instance, let’s say you’re obsessed with Forever 21; just follow @Forever21_tweet and you can have their sale tweets delivered directly to your phone. You’ll never miss a sale again. Granted, not all stores will have an account, but you can even follow brands—like Huggies diapers—and they’ll have deals and contests and giveaways and all sorts of ways to save you money (they may also have a lot of pointless fluff, but they want you to feel like they’re personal, so that you trust buying things from them).

And of course there are already plenty of bargain-hunting mommies searching for the very same deals you are; you can find ones you share interests with and just let them do the searching for you.

So you see, you can get more out of Twitter than simply learning who had eggs for breakfast and who is bored this morning. ;)

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Before Kids…

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

…I got to pop my own bubble wrap.

…Mealtime didn’t take two hours.

…”Accidents” meant something like a car crash, or a slip on the ice. (And I realize this could be taken two ways!)

…I only had to brush my own teeth.

…Bathtime was relaxing.

…I remembered to brush my hair every day.

…I didn’t try to align my shower time with Dragon Tales.

…I laughed at the words “This plastic bag is not a toy.”

…My shirts stayed snot-free.

Before kids, I thought mine would never be naughty. And I’m sure when they’re teenagers they’ll never talk back to me!


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Tiny Tweets

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

I meant to be keeping track of Emma sayings again, but I haven’t been doing a very good job at it. Here are the only three I have:

“Mom, are we real people?”

(While playing Wii Fit) “No, I don’t want to work out any more. I’m gettin’ sweaty from workin’ out.”

(Her bedtime prayer) “Once upon a time . . .  Oops.”

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Baby Onesies

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

Ok, so this entire post is really just going to be copying off of this website, but I was tinkering around on twitter, looking for some good material, and I started following cafepress, and then I went to their website, and then I started reading their baby onesies, and since my mind is having trouble focusing, given that my little one refuses to nap today and has been screaming for the past hour, I’m just gonna keep it simple. So the following are some of the sayings available on baby onesies; there happens to be a large presence of Twilight-themed ones.

I’m cute, my mom’s cute, and my dad is…lucky!

Someone change me please…mommy’s busy reading twilight

Team Edward (just like my mom)

I <3 boobies

My mother doesn’t want your advice…

Sorry…I only play with boys who sparkle

I only cry when ugly people hold me

Download to diaper 68% complete (with the image of a Windows status bar)

Trekkie: The Next Generation (for all my nerd friends)

Dude, your girlfriend keeps checking me out

√-1 (in a thought bubble) I have an imaginary friend


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Random Thoughts

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

So this week and next expect me to be a little hit-and-miss. I’m desperately trying to super-clean my house and rearrange a bunch of rooms before my grandma arrives on Monday for Thanksgiving! And then since she’ll be here I’m not sure how much posting I’ll get to. I am going to try to get my Daring Baker post up next Friday, so you can at least look forward to that. Here are some tweetish thoughts:

Personally, I think one of the more terrible forms of torture would be pulling out my fingernails. That might get me talking.

How is a ten-minute car ride enough for a nap?

I’d really like my superpower to be the ability to put anyone to sleep.

Is a pumpkin a melon? If so, then I can say “Check out my massive melon:”

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I found it hidden under the leaves. Didn’t even see it start growing. This was last week. Today it’s roughly the size of III’s torso. Pretty exciting.

My other pumpkin died:

This is about the 6th little pumpkin to end up like this

This is about the 6th little pumpkin to end up like this

I may have enough tomatoes for a whole salad! They’re getting to be pretty large for cherry tomatoes:

Approaching ping-pong ball size. This is one of many.

Approaching ping-pong ball size. This is one of many.

Waiting for the tomatoes to turn red is akin to waiting for labor to begin, with the added bonus of a painless and yummy end result.

The weatherman’s tweets today were obsessed with how cold it got last night—I think the average was around 30°. Still haven’t turned my heat on. Used the A/C though.

Bought a 13-pound turkey for $3.51. That’s something to be thankful for!

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