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Emma-isms

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

This post will be short and tweet sweet. I don’t have much material, and really need to be cleaning our house instead of writing! (What else is new?) So, here are some Emma thoughts:

During a discussion after Joy School on things from nature versus things made by man, Emma said, “Yeah, we did nature-made and man-made, but we didn’t do girl-made.”

“Daddy likes to make people hot outside.”

And when she told me I couldn’t sing along with the radio: “No, this one doesn’t have a boy and a girl. They’re not in love.”

Emma vocab: Twickled, as in, “The bunny’s nose twickled.”

And she has taken to calling me Mud, as in short for Mother, or Mudder

Last, as she is very proud of every time she poos, she also frequently includes descriptions for us (yes, this may be slightly inappropriate, but when you’re a parent you’ll understand):

“It was the teeniest poop ever. It looked like a round little baby head.”

“It’s a huge one. A snake one, but cut apart. And moldy.”

And on that note, have a splendid, twitterific Tuesday!

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A Little Extra

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Just in case you need a smile (I know I do!). I took these with my phone before it bit the dust. I think my daughter may grow up to be a bag lady…

Lovey Dovey goes for a walk

Lovey Dovey goes for a walk

And her mommy brings along everything but the kitchen sink!

And her mommy brings along everything but the kitchen sink!

It’s no wonder that stroller kept falling over! I hope this isn’t what I look like when I go out. :o

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Oh, boy! I’ve got joy!

Friday, September 4th, 2009

I don’t know if this is something that happens all over the country, or is particular to where we’re at now, but in the last few months, it seems to me that a large majority of conversations among mothers of young children revolve around preschool. Before I had even contemplated the idea of preschool, I was being asked if I would be putting Emma in one, or if I knew of a good school to suggest. She turned three in February. In my mind, the concept of school is one that I had no intention of debating too thoroughly until she was at least five. Then I’d have to finally make the choice among homeschooling, public school, or private school.

Well, I was blindsided a bit earlier. Apparently, everyone’s doing it. Sending their little half-pints off to be educated at the ripe old age of three. Well, I may not be too resolute on the whole homeschooling/public school debate just yet, but I know I am NOT ready to send my little girl off to a learning institute just yet. I get just as caught up as the next mom (maybe more) in the competitive nature of childrearing. Sure, I’m jealous that little Sally can write her letters better than my little girl, but at the same time, I’m also aware that by the time Emma is my age, it will not have mattered if she learned to write her letters at three or five. After all, I never went to preschool, and I think I turned out just fine.

All that being said, I also recognize the importance of social interaction for Emma. And the ability to follow directions from someone other than her parents. And let’s not overlook the break it would provide me. So I also contemplated a Mother’s Day Out program. It would provide all those things, but on a very limited basis. But, of course, they are all morning programs, and I’m just not ready for that (we got up at ten today; it was perfect!).

Well, long story short, we are now a part of a Joy School program. Our new neighbor invited us half an hour after we met, and I am very pleased with the concept. It is a school comprised of a group of mothers and their young children that are living in the same neighborhood (or very close by). I had to pay an initial $45 to become a member of the hosting website, and then $70 for a semester of education. School meets two mornings a week for 2 1/2 hours, and it is taught by one of the mothers. We rotate homes and (of course) the teaching mother every 2 weeks.

Now, part of what induced me to join this was the curriculum itself (and, let’s be honest, the fact that it was the cheapest option besides doing nothing). The website provides detailed lesson plans for each day and printable materials, as well as CDs full of songs, including the hit favorite, “Oh, Boy! I’ve Got Joy!” (Emma’s been singing that one this week.) The whole focus of Joy School is–you guessed it–Joy! There is not an overwhelming pressure to learn the alphabet and reading and writing. There is a simple lesson of teaching the children joy–joy in the world around them, and joy in learning.

A typical lesson plan includes free play time, where the kids learn to interact and share with one another, singing, story time, snack time, crafts, and a little quiet time as well. They talk about what day of the week it is, and what the weather is like, and some days will focus on a letter, but mostly it’s about exploring their world.

This was our first week of school, and Emma loves it. Our only adjustment has been that it begins at 9, which puts Emma pretty out of sorts by the afternoon because she’s so tired. (I’m out of sorts as soon as my alarm goes off!) So far, I think it’s a very good thing, and I’m a little impatient for my turn to teach (not until October). So if you’re feeling the preschool pressure, take a look into Joy School (and you, too, can be singing a whole new array of obnoxious kiddy songs). ;)

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The Garden

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

As a kid, I used to read the American Girl books, and there was one series that centered around a girl during the 40’s.  And as the books were supposed to teach lessons about our history, I vaguely remember reading about victory gardens. Ever since then, I’ve had this sort of happy dream about growing a garden of my own. Of course, growing up, my parents were obsessed with planting gardens and growing things, and I wanted nothing to do with it (nevertheless, I remember spending hours lugging gallon buckets of water across our three-acre yard to water blueberry bushes and other strange trees–why didn’t we just get a longer hose??).

But now that I’m all growed up and have my own home and my own kids, I decided to finally start a garden. This is something I had planned to do when we bought our first house in York, but it never happened. I did, however, weed around and trim some rose bushes in back, which gave me a small sense of accomplishment. Back to the point. Now, with Emma as my trusty sidekick, we set out to have a garden in this little 12×5 fenced-in area at the side of our house.

I let Emma choose what we should grow, and we ended up planting canteloupe, pumpkins, tomatoes, strawberries, and cucumbers.

garden3Here is our sandy little garden area. We broke up the sand a bit, and added red edging stones to keep everything contained to our yard. I didn’t want it all washing away under the fence!

garden4Here’s sweet Emma working. We got her a special pink pad to kneel on and keep her clean. It was a little windy that day.

garden5Then we added some nice mulchy dirt over the sand.

garden6And here’s Emma showing it off. Like the shoes?

garden7This is really more of Emma than the garden. She was having a lot of fun. We both were.

garden8And here it is after we got done planting everything. Clearly, we didn’t get enough stones to go all the way around (this is why you should measure your space first!). The wilty sad-looking things on the left are cucumbers, and on the right are strawberries. Everything else we started from seeds.

garden9This is about a month or so later. Things are starting to grow. Emma found some seeds that were washed up.

garden10Here she is again, showing her seed. I thought this was a cool picture. One thing I sort of thought about, but then basically ignored, was rainfall. You see, our house does not have gutters, so every time it rains the rain pours off the roof in a long line. Well, I just happened to plant quite a few seeds right in the line of fire, and it rained the first few days after we planted everything, effectively ruining any chances of those seeds growing. The cucumbers died pretty much right away, too.

garden11Anyway, some things finally started growing (and we got grass in the rest of the yard, so that created a bit of a barrier for the end of the garden). Now, I’m not much of a green thumb, and I’m pretty impatient, and like to just wing things. So when the packaging for the pumpkins and canteloupe said to allow 8 to 10 feet between seeds, I said, “Whatever!” and planted them all about a foot apart. Here’s when I began to think that maybe those packages knew more about the growth of those little seeds than I do. Down in front, the pumpkins began taking over my strawberries.

Which brings me to another problem with the garden: creatures. I believe them to be mice, as I have seen them scurrying through our yard. On at least 3 different occasions the strawberries bloomed and grew fruit. Emma and I would look in wonder at the small white fruits, just beginning to ripen, and the next morning there would be nothing left but little stubs. This also happened to some bean plants we transplanted outside. We put them in the dirt in the evening, and by morning there was just a teeny stump where our plant had been. Rather depressing. I still have not done anything about it. Thinking of getting some wire fencing stuff to put around the garden. Maybe that will keep them out. Anyway…

garden2Here is the garden this morning. Those pumpkins most certainly do need a lot of space. Now they’re headed for the yard. Surprisingly, the strawberries are actually doing better now. I think the big leaves from the pumpkins are shading them. No more fruit, though. At this point, I know I need to go in and perform some surgery on the intimidating pumpkins, but I haven’t been able to bring myself to do it. It’s so cool how big it’s getting. But I also realize that it needs room. I must save it from itself. And maybe save the tomatoes, too. I think the cantaloupe died, as well. Honestly, I was never sure which was cantaloupe and which was pumpkin, so I guess we’ll find out if we ever get fruit.

garden1Flowers mean fruit, right? I have lots of flowers, but I have this sneaking suspicion that I will never have anything edible from this garden. Well, it’s still been fun to watch grow. I’ll keep you posted!

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Emma Tweets!

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Over the course of this last week I have been writing down some of the random things Emma says. I think these would all make for some fun tweets, but don’t judge me for what she says. I’m not sure where she gets some of it, but I’m sharing anyway.

Take him off, Mommy! He’s killin’ my heart.”

“All my animals have good healthcare.”

“All my friends are boys, but they all went to the circus. Then they came back and we went to kill the killer.”

“The ashes are killed. That is the killer guy.”

“Australia! I’ll take a shot of that one.”

“There’s poop bird on my window. You can clean it off at the gas station.”

“She always cries and says, ‘Pepto!’ That’s her dog’s name.”

“Well, pretend kids live in the wall.”

“And then almonds came and scared her awake.”

Need I say more? I may keep writing stuff down and make a post just for her every week!

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